my secret identity
It came from out of the blue, this secret identity of mine. Yes, I’m the Tooth Fairy in my blue leather jacket, a sapphire tiara and sapphire-tipped wand.
Now, now, before you start going, Yeah, I’m sure I’ve seen you lots of time prancing around in my children’s books, let me tell you I’m not the one you’ve seen. In fact, I’m nothing like that one.
Hey, when you see me, you’ll know it’s me, okay? There will be no doubts in your head ‘cos this ‘ere Tooth Fairy, she rides a Harley!! Yep, you’d better believe it!
Whenever a child loses their baby tooth, I don’t flit in their bedroom window like those other tooth fairies. Nothing like that, way too lame!
Me, I roar up the driveway, slip a dollar under their pillow, blow a kiss on the sleeping child and brooooom, off I zoom into the sunset. Savvy?
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Sounds like the coolest tooth fairy ever