Gimme A Break

My cousin tells me that maternity clothes aren’t what they used to be any more. The days of the tents are over, it seems. Yes, and I remember how I used to dread wearing them. They made me look like a sack of potatoes.

These days, preggies are proud to show off their growing tummies and choose maternity wear that expose the midriff. I’ve seen pictures of celebs wearing these modern maternity styles. But I find them quite gross actually.

Much as I hate tents, as many women do too, I’m sure, I don’t know about strutting around town with a barrel protruding out for all to see . What do you think?

• parachute or potato
• how badly do you want a trim tummy?
• gotta have those camo cargo shorts
• jewelry to match
• camos and cardigans I don’t understand

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